Charming Holly Valance - Answers

As there was so much interest in my previous post, I've decided to mention the answers I already know here. If there are any I'm missing please leave a comment and we can try to get a complete list of answers here.

For most questions you just have to make sure you include the necessary keywords in your answer

Invention : Flying (anyword) OR (anyword) time machine
Gadget : Beer Fridge
First notice: Eyes
Desert Island: Boat, laptop, (anyword)
Stay awake : 2 OR 3
1st purchase : House
To get in: With the band
In the club: I'm the owner
Song title: Holly Valance
Crying friend: Laugh
Type of car: Porsche
Date: Theater
Run 100m: 10
From the land..:Down under
Email: Deny all
Break wind: Blame (anyword)
Office sleep: Under desk
Office prank: Change background OR hide stapler
Night out: Strippers

Meal: Steak
Play you in movie: Tom Cruise
Time machine: Back to bed
Impress new girl: Smile
Best friends sister: Ask her out
Win money: I quit

Accident: Lost leg
Special move: Fireball OR High kick

Still no answer for the diesel car question

Charming Holly Valance

I've been playing the Holly Valance msn game. Not the greatest game in the world but I'm keen to find the answers to all the questions she asks. I think I have most of them now but I'm still missing one or two that prevent me from getting a perfect score and viewing that all elusive fifth video clip.

For example, how much would you bench press to impress a lady like Holly?

Answers to this or any other of her questions should be left in a comment below. Thank you.

Winner

Just won $20 by winning an online poker tournament!!
I had a slight cowardly blunder just before the final table but managed to turn things around in the end.

No economic downturn for me.

RAM it in

Apparently RAM modules that have not been properly inserted give the same error messages as failed RAM. The advice then is whenever you move a PC don't throw it on the desk.

I am now able to enjoy Mr Gates latest work of perfection in all of its 4GB recognizing glory!

Windows does work

After a recent run of crashes I decided it was best to reinstall Windows. Unfortunately, after three failed attempts it became apparent there was a bigger problem. Seems that I have some faulty RAM.

At least I know now that Windows 7 hasn't suddenly become awful.

Boring people

Why is it that so many boring people set up blogs? I am a happy person. If I didn't have anything nice to say then I certainly wouldn't post my feelings on the internet.

Take this loser for example:
http://hencebanana.blogspot.com/

I stumbled across this recently added blog whilst playing with the next blog button. This guy has some serious behavioral problems if you ask me.

The saddest thing is that when his PC ultimately fails, as it will since removing the side provides only a small temporary cooling effect, he will blame those around him and not his own inability to replace the case fan.

Cheer up my friend!

My blog

Today I created my own blog. I am so happy.